wanna hear a joke
the fragile ego of man
look if you unironically say ‘money can’t buy happiness’ then either you’ve never faced a real financial struggle or you’ve achieved enlightenment, because goddamn does financial security feel an awful lot like happiness when it’s something you’re not used to
"what did you even do before you joined tumblr"
Sloth on a speedboat
laughing so fucking hard
me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know