December 2011
basedgodzilla:
smells-like-girl:
if you’re going to pose with an instrument in a photo at least hold it correctly
my guitar needs a new mouthpiece
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wvnderbar:
you can’t spell UGLY without U
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What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
Nothing, she had a throat full of cock.
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rumour:
delusionalminds:
rumour:
why isnt my birthday a holiday
because you didn’t undertake a night of complete torture, be betrayed by all your friends, have thorns placed on your scalp, made to carry a extremely heavy cross for hours and then nailed by your hands and feet to a cross and had a slow and painful death. all for the sins and people of the world.
once you do that, i’m sure...
I just showed my mum and her boyfriend the BME pain olympics and kids in a sandbox. I am the greatest daughter.
My mums new boyfriend: I don't have sex, I make love.
Me: I want to die.
I almost feel bad because my relationship with the boyf whilst he’s at home generally consists of us sitting on skype, me finding funny things on the internet, linking them to him and then him laughing so that he coughs and almost dies.
Almost feel bad.
Almost.
Anonymous asked: It says on your thing that you're a blogger. Could you share a link to your blog?
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xfawnx asked: When I watched that new video for the first time I definitely made a mental note to learn that dance and then make you guys learn it XD
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Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
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Hatti you were my 3,333rd post.
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maralsexual asked: idk if anyone has answered yet but that's from the show american horror story
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qairsprayhueen:
‘Tis the season to grow the fuck up.
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zoeawesome replied to your photoset: Georgie: looking comfortable in social situations…
the 7th is my favourite.
It was taken whilst I was wearing rollerskates, drinking, and being harassed by a man no younger than 40 who could hardly speak any English.
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I fucking love it when Georgie comes in.
betsybollocks:
sunscorchx:
afterdarks:
Is it because I’m a witty and intelligent individual? It’s because I’m a witty and intelligent individual, isn’t it?
Nope, s’cause you’re damn fine.
NOW JOE IS INVOLVED OMG LOL
I love it when Joe gets involved… that sounds so wrong.